26 July 2017 @ 04:00 am
Eclipse Flights  
The captain has turned on the 'fasten seat belt' sign.
 
 
24 July 2017 @ 04:00 am
Physics Confession  
"You know lightning, right? When electric charge builds up in a cloud and then discharges in a giant spark? Ask me why that happens." "Why does tha--" "No clue. We think it's related to the hair thing."
 
 
 
 
21 July 2017 @ 04:00 am
Russell's Teapot  
Unfortunately, NASA regulations state that Bertrand Russell-related payloads can only be launched within launch vehicles which do not launch themselves.
 
 
19 July 2017 @ 04:00 am
Wifi vs Cellular  
According to the cable company reps who keep calling me, it's because I haven't upgraded to the XTREME GIGABAND PANAMAX FLAVOR-BLASTED PRO PACKAGE WITH HBO, which is only $5 more per month for the first 6 months and five billion dollars per month after that.
 
 
17 July 2017 @ 04:00 am
City Nicknames  
This place has so many demonyms. Northlanders. Fair Folk. Honey Barons. Lake Dwellers. Treasurers. Swamp Watchers. Dream Farmers. Wellfolk. Rockeaters. Forgotten Royals. Remote Clients. Barrow-Clerks. The People of Land and Sky.
 
 
 
15 July 2017 @ 09:03 pm
Classic Secrets  

Posted by Frank

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I always thought I’d too commit suicide one day, but I haven’t. I hope you haven’t either. Funny thing is that no matter how painful I find my own existence, when I see others saying such things all I want to do is help and let them know how wonderful, beautiful, and meaningful they are. Frank. should you read this and want to share any of it, you have full permission to use my name: Caitlin Pennington.

 

 

 
 
14 July 2017 @ 04:00 am
Screenshots  
For the final exam, you take a screenshot showing off all the work you've done in the class, and it has to survive being uploaded, thumbnailed, and re-screenshotted through a chain of social media sites.